What did your mother say that made your jaw drop?
Last Updated: 02.07.2025 09:19
About 30 years back, I was speaking with my mother.
Do you know what she said mum?
Well son “ I think I might have got you some tickets”
Scientists Just Found the Oldest Barred Spiral Galaxy – And It’s a Monster - SciTechDaily
“Mum why is my sister such a bitch!”
What on earth has brought this on, said my mother?
Oh I said, can my wife have them she would give her right arm to see a Wimbledon tennis final?
How did it feel when experiencing gay sex for the first?
True - how I loved my mum!
What! how could you do that?
Well I slept with the president of the Lawn tennis Association year ago, I think he may have remembered!!
What are the most important skills a fine artist should develop in today's art world?
Well she is so snotty, O.K. she may have married a bit of money, I don’t know but she feels she is above everybody else.
She said, “Oh no I can’t give you our tickets, if we can’t go, well we don’t go - it is just not done to give away final tickets.”
What do you mean son?
'Heads of State' Review: John Cena & Idris Elba in Amazon Buddy Comedy - The Hollywood Reporter
Well the other day she came into my shop asking for the usual discount and mentioned that she had tickets for the wimbledon Tennis final but couldn’t go.
My mother said to me “ Why didn’t you speak to me about this before”
“Oh come off it mum what would be the point?”
So I said to my sister “ You mean to say that that you leave two empty seats rather than give them to your brother” I replied in astonishment. - “Well yes thats how it works in our circle!” responded my sister.